Wisconsin Theme Song

O! they hate us in wisconsin

try to keep us where we are

but we're really such a friendly state

we get into our cars

and drive across your border

pick up women big and heavy

and see your men with big foreheads

like bumpers on a chevy!

hey there polka boy

go home and suck a beer!

hey there bratworst head

go drive your old john deer!

ya hey the women all weigh

and the smell will make you cry-y-y!!

hey there ho there ya hey hey

stay in milwaukee and die!