A Tribute To My Cat

My dead cat

Big and fat

Dumb as a brick

Acts like a hick

Smells like a skunk

Once it got drunk

Its really deaf

And it's got bad breath



Chorus: Whats a matter with them kitties today

they always seem to eat you and run a stray

too bad they eat the mice, cuz if they didn't they'd eat all my rice.



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Them dumb cats all they do is sit and be fat

They like to eat and you can rub there feat

They taste like chicken so go give them a lickin'

This song is dumb so lets all go out and drink some rum! OOOYY!