Twelve Pains Of Christmas

The First thing at Christmas

That's such a pain to me:

Is finding a Christmas tree.



The Second thing at Christmas

That's such a pain to me:

Rigging up the lights. (1)

and finding a Christmas tree.



The Third thing at Christmas

That's such a pain to me:

Hangovers. (2)

Rigging up the lights. (1)

and finding a Christmas tree.



The Forth thing at Christmas

That's such a pain to me:

Sending Christmas Cards. (3)

Hangovers. (2)

Rigging up the lights. (1)

and finding a Christmas tree.



The Fifth thing at Christmas

That's such a pain to me:

Five Months Of Bills!

Sending Christmas Cards. (3)

Hangovers. (2)

Rigging up the lights. (1)

and finding a Christmas tree.



The Sixth thing at Christmas

That's such a pain to me:

Facing My In-laws. (4)

Five Months Of Bills!

I Hate ThoseChristmas Cards! (3)

Hangovers! (2)

Rigging up these lights! (1)

and finding a Christmas tree.



The Seventh thing at Christmas

That's such a pain to me:

The Salvation Army (5)

Facing My In-laws. (4)

Five Months Of Bills!

Sending Christmas Cards! (3)

Ooh Geez! (2)

I'm Tryin to rig up these lights! (1)

and finding a Christmas tree.



The Eighth thing at Christmas

That's such a pain to me:

I Wanna Transformer for Christmas! (5)

Charities . . . ! And Whadda Ya mean Your In-laws!! (4)

Five Months Of Bills!

Ooh Making out these Cards! (3)

Edith get me a beer Huh!! (2)

What We Have No EXTENTION CORDS!! (1)

and finding a Christmas tree.



The Ninth thing at Christmas

That's such a pain to me:

Finding parking Spaces!(7)

Daddy I Want Some Candy!!! (6)

Donations!! (5)

Facing My In-laws!! (4)

Five Months Of Bills!

Writing out those Chrismas Cards!!(3)

Hangovers! (2)

Now Why The Hell Are They BLINKING ? ! ? ! (1)

and finding a Christmas tree.



The Tenth thing at C