The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson

[Adam Sandler]:

And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson.



[Man]:

Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he just wanted to say hello.



[Excited Southerner]:

Well I...I can't...believe...I'm in the...laser disc...Mr.Gibson...I...I...

I...such a...got to...I...Braveheart was...you...you're...got your

autograph...with a 8X10 gloss...your face was burnt though...Tina Turner...singing a song to the...mama...mother...mother...loves you too...got to...Bird On the Water...not such a good picture but...you made up for it with the Mad Max...got a...mail...mail was very...got so much going...and the koala bears...got...I'm a big fan...Golden Globe awards...if maybe the people's choice...



[Man]:

Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry Mel let me get this moron outta here.